Claire: "My bum hurts. Moooooom my bum hurts" (Read: She's constipated)
Paige: Waaa Waa Waaaaa Waaa (Read: Paige wants to be held)
Roma: Woooof Wooof Wooof Raaaaaaaaaaa (Context: Roma crying in her crate, locked up because she was trying to eat the beef off Claire's plate)
All the while Granna, Ross, and I are attempting to have a conversation.
Can you relate?
Please pass the wine!
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